Lafictic

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The state of being so chill you could sleep through a car crash and still be the best friend of the person who died

I woke up to my mom screaming at the neighbor because he ate my cereal. I was still asleep.

He got fired, got a tattoo of the company logo, and texted me a selfie. That's lafictic.

She got a flat tire, a raccoon stole her sandwich, and still finished her homework. That's lafictic.

When you're so relaxed you could be tied to a chair and still not care if someone set it on fire

He was tied to a chair during a prank. He fell asleep and didn't even notice the fire.

She got locked out of her house, her dog ate her homework, and still passed the test. That's lafictic.

He got yelled at by his dad, got a detention, and still texted me a meme. That's lafictic.

Being so calm you could be in a war zone and still take a nap

He was in the middle of a school fight and fell asleep on the floor. That's lafictic.

She got a pop quiz, a broken phone, and still texted me a joke. That's lafictic.

He got hit by a bus and still waved at his friend. That's lafictic.

So chill you could be in a tornado and still ask for a snack

She was in the middle of a storm and still asked for pizza. That's lafictic.

He got yelled at by his teacher, got a detention, and still asked for a snack. That's lafictic.

He got locked in a closet, and still texted me a joke. That's lafictic.

When you're so relaxed you could be in a jail cell and still complain about the WiFi

He was locked in a jail cell and still complained about the WiFi. That's lafictic.

She got grounded, and still texted me a meme. That's lafictic.

He got kicked out of class and still asked for a snack. That's lafictic.

So calm you could be on a spaceship and still fall asleep during takeoff

He was on a spaceship and fell asleep during takeoff. That's lafictic.

She got a pop quiz, got a broken phone, and still fell asleep. That's lafictic.

He was in the middle of a fight and still fell asleep. That's lafictic.