Laffy Taffy

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A sticky, sugary candy that makes you lose your mind and your willpower. It’s like candy crack for kids and adults who can’t handle their own cravings.

'I ate three packs of Laffy Taffy and now I’m crying in the hallway.'

'Laffy Taffy is the only thing keeping me from breaking my mom’s phone.'

'That candy is so good, I would murder my best friend for it.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A fancy word for your butt. It’s what you show off when you’re dancing, and it’s what people laugh at when you sit down.

'She shook that laffy taffy like it was her last chance to be cool.'

'He tried to dance, but his laffy taffy was too big.'

'That girl has the laffy taffy of a superhero.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Looks tough, but it’s actually a pushover. Like a tough guy who cries when he gets a paper cut.

'He looked like a beast, but he was just a laffy taffy.'

'That guy was a laffy taffy in a suit.'

'She said she was tough, but she was just a laffy taffy.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When a girl starts dancing like she’s the queen of the party, but then she stops, but her body still thinks it’s in a dance-off.

'She stopped dancing, but her laffy taffy was still going.'

'He watched her dance, then her laffy taffy took over.'

'That girl had the laffy taffy of a thousand dances.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A girl who looks amazing at first, but after a while, she’s just a colored wrapper with nothing left inside.

'She was the laffy taffy of the year, but now she’s just a wrapper.'

'He dated her for a month and then realized she was just a laffy taffy.'

'That girl was like a laffy taffy, sweet at first, but then she was just empty.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A code name for weed. It’s like a secret message between stoners who don’t want to be caught.

'I told my mom I was eating laffy taffy, but I was actually smoking weed.'

'He brought laffy taffy to school, but it was just weed.'

'They called it laffy taffy so no one would know it was weed.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

The extra cum you shake off your dick after a good blow job. It’s like the final touch to a perfect moment.

'He gave her a blow job and then shook off the laffy taffy.'

'That girl had the laffy taffy of a thousand blow jobs.'

'He shook off the laffy taffy like it was a party.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago