laffmar

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When your brain explodes from laughing so hard you also cry like a baby who got peed on.

I saw my dog try to eat a sock and then chase his tail like it was a monster.

My cousin told me his cat tried to take over the internet.

I watched my mom try to text with one hand while holding a screaming toddler with the other.

You laugh so hard you leak tears like a broken water fountain and also feel like you got hit by a truck.

My friend told me his dog tried to talk to him in robot voice.

I watched my dad try to fold a pizza box and then eat it like it was a hat.

My sister told me her goldfish learned how to dance.

You laugh so hard you cry like a baby who got kicked by a donkey and also feel like your soul is on fire.

I saw my brother try to wear his pants backwards and then try to run in them.

My neighbor’s cat tried to ride a bike and also tried to sing opera.

I watched my mom try to text while balancing a plate of spaghetti on her head.