laffman

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A human tornado of fun. Has the guts of a donkey and the tongue of a raccoon. Prefers double action during love sessions. Two is always better than one.

I saw laffman at the park. He threw a banana at a kid and laughed when it hit him in the face.

My laffman uncle took a bite out of my pizza and then bit my finger.

Laffman texted me: 'I'm coming over. Bring the snacks and the pain.'

by Slangipedia 10h ago

A walking joke. Balls the size of basketballs. Would take a finger up the ass and give one right back. Two is the way to go.

At the concert, laffman yelled, 'I'm the loudest one here!' Then he sneezed and the crowd laughed.

My laffman cousin ate my homework and then wrote it on my face.

Laffman DM'd me: 'I'm coming to your house. Bring the snacks and the pain.'

by Slangipedia 10h ago

A giant joke with a giant attitude. Balls like boulders. Takes a finger up the ass and gives one right back. Two is the only way.

Laffman walked into class and sat on the teacher's desk. The teacher asked, 'What's your name?' He said, 'Laffman.'

My laffman brother took my lunch money and then gave me a wedgie.

Laffman posted online: 'I'm not coming to your house. Bring the snacks and the pain.'

by Slangipedia 10h ago