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A fake promise written by a clown who thinks they're a lawyer. It’s so full of nonsense you’d get laughed out of court by a judge who just woke up.
The clown wrote, 'I saw the moon eat a taco.'
He swore he was there when the toilet clogged.
He said he saw a fish wearing sunglasses.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A dumb declaration signed by someone who’s never been to court. It’s so bad it might make the judge cry or start a fight.
He said he saw a ghost eating a hot dog.
He wrote, 'I know the truth because I was in a dream.'
He claimed he saw a dog write a letter.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A silly statement made by a fool who thinks they’re important. It’s so silly it could make the whole trial a joke.
He said he saw the sun fall out of the sky.
He wrote, 'I know what happened because my cat told me.'
He swore the moon was dancing.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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