Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When the road is so empty you could throw a poop and it would hit a car.

I drove for an hour and saw one chicken crossing the road.

The highway was so quiet I could hear my own brain screaming.

I got stuck behind a turtle and a confused pigeon.

2

So little traffic it’s like the cars are on vacation and the roads are just pretending to be busy.

I passed three cars and one of them was my mom.

The traffic was so light I could’ve walked faster.

I almost got a ticket for driving too slow because I was being polite.

3

When the road is so empty you could dance on it and no one would care or watch.

I did a backflip on the highway and no one saw it.

I screamed into the void and it screamed back.

I sat on the road and it didn’t even complain.

4

When the road is so empty you could cry and no one would hear you or care.

I cried in my car and no one even blinked.

I was so sad I turned on the radio just to hear someone else’s sadness.

I cried so hard I got a traffic ticket for being too emotional.

5

So little traffic it’s like the road is tired and the cars are just taking a break.

I passed two cars and one of them was my neighbor’s ghost.

I drove so slowly the road got annoyed.

I took a nap on the highway and no one woke me up.