lafffykappy

He tried to tell a joke and it just made his cock bigger.

He walked into a bar and the bartender said, 'We don't need no stinkin' lafffykappy.'

He tried to flirt with my mom and she threw a pie in his face.

He fought a bear with his cock and won.

He threatened to beat me up with his cock if I didn't laugh.

He used his cock to open a door and it broke the door.

He told me his cock is bigger than the moon and I believed him.

He bragged about his cock in the grocery store and got kicked out.

He tried to teach my dog how to laugh and it just ran away.