lafferty

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The secret bathroom you sneak off to when you know your boss is too busy being a butt-head to notice. It's usually the one across the building, locked, and only for people who look like they’ve been up all night eating tacos and crying.

I had to hide in the lafferty because my boss was watching me like a hawk.

The lafferty is my escape from the office drama.

I went to the lafferty just to avoid my coworker’s bad breath.

by Slangipedia 19h ago

That guy who makes your heart do flips and your brain go blank. He’s so hot, he could probably get a free cup of coffee just by winking.

Lafferty walks in, and I forget how to breathe.

He’s the reason I’m late to work every day.

I saw Lafferty, and now I can’t stop thinking about tacos.

by Slangipedia 19h ago

That ass that makes you want to quit your job just to get closer to it. It’s like a firework show, but for your brain.

I saw her in the lafferty, and now I’m jealous of the whole office.

That ass is why I’m still single.

If I had that ass, I’d quit my job and start a bakery.

by Slangipedia 19h ago

The guy who looks like he stepped out of a commercial. He’s so hot, even the coffee machine is jealous of him.

Lafferty is the reason I skipped lunch today.

He’s the main character of my daydreams.

I saw Lafferty and now I can’t stop laughing.

by Slangipedia 19h ago