Laffers

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The biggest freak in the history of pranks. Loves slobbery tongue licks and eyelash slurps. Also has a massive sweet tooth for chocolate.
@Laffers2000 just licked my face like a dog and then sucked my eyelashes. What is wrong with you? #LaffersLovers
I found chocolate in his pocket. He’s been eating it like it’s his last meal. #ChocolateAddict
He’s not a human, he’s a monster with a sweet tooth. #PrankFreak
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A gross-ass sexual move where someone shoves Laffy Taffy straight up their butt. It started in San Francisco and Jon Taffer is the reason we all know about it.
My cousin tried it and now he smells like candy and ass. #LaffyTaffyAss
Jon Taffer should be in jail for making people do that. #BarRescueVillain
I saw it on Instagram and now I can’t unsee it. #LaffyTaffyLovers
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A super old-school computer game guy who wore a fake white suit and made Sierra the best game company ever. You had to type commands like a brain-dead caveman.
My grandpa played that game and he still talks like he’s in the 90s. #OldSchool
He typed ‘go east’ and the computer said ‘no’. That’s why he’s still mad. #ComputerGameFails
He wore a white suit and looked like a ghost. #AcrylicWannabe
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A laffer is what you use when you’re chatting online. Your ‘lol’ is just a message. A laffer shows exactly how funny you are. That’s why it’s called a laffer, not a lol.
I said ‘laffer’ and my friend said ‘what is that’? #LafferExplained
He used ‘laffer’ and I laughed so hard I fell off my chair. #LafferPower
My mom sent me a ‘laffer’ and I thought it was a typo. #LafferMistake
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