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The human version of a fire hydrant on a hot summer day

Hey, I heard you're back. Let's get some snacks and a little action.

You're like a bad pizza, always coming back, even when it's not good.

I don't need a relationship, just a little heat and a lot of nonsense.

A woman who thinks she's the main character of a rom-com, but you're just the sidekick

You're not the main event, you're the appetizer.

I'm not coming back for love, I'm coming back for the drama.

You're like a broken phone that keeps ringing.

A hot mess who thinks her ex is the only one who can fix her

You're like a leaky faucet, always coming back for a little fix-up.

You think you're the only one who can make your life less sad.

You're not the main dish, you're the sauce that's always spilled.