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A battle-hardened man who fights like a madman and doesn't know when to stop fighting
He got into a fistfight at the grocery store over the last bag of chips.
He yelled at a traffic light like it personally insulted him.
He tried to wrestle a UPS truck driver and got tackled by a confused kid.
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A man who fights so hard he forgets he's supposed to be alive
He got into a 10-minute argument with a pizza delivery guy about pepperoni placement.
He tried to punch a hole in the wall and got stuck in it.
He fought a man in the middle of the street just because he wore a hat.
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A man who doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘stop’
He kept fighting even after he was bleeding from his nose.
He ran into the store yelling about a ‘dumb soda machine.’
He kept hitting the same guy until the guy got a second job.
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A man who takes on the whole world like it owes him money
He started a fight with a group of people just because one of them smiled at him.
He yelled at the sky and then at the ground for no reason.
He tried to beat up a vending machine and got a free soda.
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A man who fights like he's got nothing to lose and everything to win
He got into a fight with a guy who just wanted to buy a coffee.
He tackled a man in the middle of the street over a missed bus.
He fought three guys just because he felt like it.
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A man who fights so hard he turns into a monster
He roared like a lion and hit a guy with a shopping cart.
He bit a man’s ear during a fight and then asked for a coupon.
He fought a man so hard he got banned from the gym.
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