Lafayetted

My cousin got Lafayetted by a Frenchman in a bakery fight.

I saw a guy Lafayetted by a French tourist who yelled 'Merde!' at him.

My dog got Lafayetted by a French chef who dropped a soup pot on his head.

He Lafayetted me with a baguette right in the face at the bistro.

My sister got Lafayetted by a Frenchman who hit her with a baguette in the street.

My friend Lafayetted by a baguette during a Parisian street battle.

I got Lafayetted by a Frenchman who hit me so hard I exploded like a baguette.

My brother got Lafayetted by a French guy who hit him with a punch so strong it knocked him out.

My pet goat got Lafayetted by a French soldier who hit it with a fist.

A Frenchman Lafayetted me just because I said 'croissant' wrong.

My dad got Lafayetted by a French tourist who thought he was a joke.

I Lafayetted by a Frenchman who was bored and wanted a laugh.

My uncle got Lafayetted by a Frenchman who hit him with a wine bottle.

I saw a guy Lafayetted by a French chef who threw a wine bottle at his head.

My friend got Lafayetted by a Frenchman who hit him with a wine bottle at a party.

I got Lafayetted by a Frenchman who screamed at me so loud I died.

My cousin died because a French person yelled 'You are a disgrace!' at him.

My dog got Lafayetted by a Frenchman who yelled at him until he exploded.