Lafayette College

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A bunch of drunk college kids. Not the best party school, but it’s the best drunk school. You’ll have a great time, but you’ll also pass out in the hallway.

I drank so much I forgot my own name.

My roommate puked in the sink again.

I tried to walk home and fell into a bush.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A rich kid school in Pennsylvania with smart students who try to party, but the school won’t let them because they’re total control freaks.

The frat tried to sneak in beer, but the cops caught them.

The girls at lunch wouldn’t even look at me.

The guys just sat there eating pizza and being cool.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Lafayette is the best college ever. Lehigh is just a sad version of it. Lafayette’s campus is way better, and it beats Lehigh like a drum every time.

Lehigh is like a bad imitation of a good college.

Lafayette is the real deal, and Lehigh is just sad.

I would punch Lehigh in the face if it could talk back.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A college where kids from the area go to learn stuff. They encourage weird Latin stuff, and they hate Lehigh with a passion.

I wore ‘cur non’ on my shirt and got weird looks.

I tried to pluck Lehigh and failed.

My teacher said ‘why not?’ and I got confused.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A college you go to when you can’t get into Lehigh. It’s not as good, but it’s still pretty decent.

I got into Lehigh, but I went to Lafayette instead.

Lafayette is like Lehigh’s little brother.

I still like Lafayette even though I could’ve gone to Lehigh.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

The best three weeks of your life. When you leave, you’ll cry. Try to make time go slow. Sit in a circle with the nevermores in the middle. It’s the best thing ever.

I cried when I left Lafayette.

I sat in a circle and let the nevermores die in the middle.

CTY is the best thing ever, even if I got yelled at by my camp counselor.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A college where you go when you’re not smart enough to get into Lehigh. You won’t make much money, and your legs won’t look good. But you’ll still root for the football team.

I got rejected from Lehigh and went to Lafayette instead.

My legs are flat, but I still cheer for the football team.

Lafayette is just a bunch of monkeys who play football instead of getting smart.

by Slangipedia 9d ago