Lafayette, California

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A tiny town in the east bay where rich white folks live like kings. Kids get the best education money can buy and most end up in college. Teenagers party like it’s their last day on Earth while their parents work their butts off and let them get away with it.
My cousin got into Stanford but still parties every weekend like he’s in high school.
My mom says I’m the best student she ever had, but I spent half my time smoking weed in the woods.
The principal let us skip school because he was high too.
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A bubble town where rich white kids live in million-dollar houses and minorities live in tiny apartments. Some white kids think they’re black just because they smoke weed and act cool, but they’re not and never will be.
My friend tried to act black at the party but got caught eating pizza like a white kid.
My neighbor pretends to be black just to smoke more weed and skip work.
My brother said he’s black now because he thinks that’s how you get more weed.
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