Lafayette

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America's favorite fighting Frenchman, and the only one who could make the British blush and bleed at the same time.

"Lafayette? That guy’s like a French superhero who shows up just to kick British ass."

He showed up in Chesapeake Bay like he was the main event and the British were the opening act.

He’s the immigrant who didn’t just get the job done, he got it done with a sword and a laugh.

A commander who fought like a lunatic and had legs so long they could strangle a Redcoat.

"Lafayette’s legs are longer than my math homework."

He was so good at fighting, even his friends said he was the real deal.

He’s best friends with Hamilton, and they both know the British are doomed.

That Frenchman who came to America like a knight in shining armor, but with a sword and a lot of attitude.

"Lafayette showed up like he owned the revolution."

He didn’t just fight, he made the British look like they had a bad day at the office.

He’s the Lancelot of the revolution, and he’s not afraid to say Bonsoir to the British.

The gay Frenchman who brought guns, ships, and a little bit of chaos to the British.

"Lafayette brought the revolution and a little bit of drama."

He’s the Frenchman who started a revolution and made the British look like they had no idea what was happening.

He’s the one who laughed at the British like they were the punchline to a joke.

HE IS AMERICAS FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAN! Everyone should bow down and shut up because he’s a god with a sword.

"Lafayette’s so good, even the gods are jealous."

He laughs in baguette and makes the British look like they failed math class.

He’s the French god who came to America just to fight and make people bow.

He’s riding that horse like it’s his personal beast, and the British are just a bunch of sad redcoats who can’t even stand up.

"Lafayette’s riding that horse like it’s his personal beast."

He’s making the British bleed like they had a bad day at the bar.

He’s not stopping until the British are nothing but ashes and regret.

That guy on the horse who’s making the British bleed and laugh at the same time, like he has nothing better to do.

"Lafayette’s got that horse, and the British are just backup dancers."

He’s burning them up and scattering their remains like they’re just a bad idea.

He’s never stopping until the British are just a memory and a bad punchline.