Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The guy. The absolute best human being. The only one worth breathing the same air as.

Lafarrio is the only person who can make me laugh while I'm dying of embarrassment.

If Lafarrio walks in the room, the whole room becomes a highlight reel.

Lafarrio is the reason I stay up till 3 AM on school nights.

2

A dude so good, he makes other people look like they were born in a trash can.

Lafarrio just walked in, and now I feel like I'm the one who failed life.

Lafarrio's jokes are so good, my mom started crying and my dad left the room.

Lafarrio is the reason I skipped math class today.

3

The ultimate human being. The only one who can make you proud even when you're being a total idiot.

Lafarrio is the only one who can make me proud even when I forget my own name.

Lafarrio just said something so smart, my brain shut down.

Lafarrio is like the sun. I need him to survive.

4

A dude who is so good, he makes the rest of us feel like we're made of garbage.

Lafarrio walked in, and now I feel like I'm made of expired chicken.

Lafarrio is so good, he got my teacher to laugh during a math test.

Lafarrio is the reason I'm failing life, and I'm proud of it.

5

The guy. The one who is so cool, he makes the rest of us feel like we're wearing socks in public.

Lafarrio is so cool, I forgot how to breathe.

Lafarrio just showed up, and now I'm the one who's embarrassed.

Lafarrio is the reason I'm wearing socks in public.