Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When people do stupid stuff and everyone else is too dumb to notice

My cousin wore a chicken suit to school and everyone clapped like it was a Nobel Prize

My friend texted 'I’m going to die’ and then ate 10 hot dogs

My teacher said 'math is fun’ and now we all have to do 50 problems

2

When you're too lazy to be smart but still get praised for it

My brother failed all his tests but still got a trophy for ‘effort’

My dog did nothing and got a treat

My mom called my dad ‘handsome’ even though he wore a sock on his head

3

When being annoying is a trend and people love it

My friend talks to himself and everyone laughs like it's a comedy show

My neighbor sings in the shower and now I have to listen to it every day

My teacher let us draw on the walls and now the school looks like a crayon explosion

4

When you're so dumb you're actually smart in a dumb way

My cousin spilled a whole drink and said it was ‘a fancy spill’

My brother failed a test but said it was ‘a strategic loss’

My dog ran into a tree and now he calls it his ‘personal trainer’

5

When you're too dumb to know you're dumb and people think you're a genius

My brother said the moon was made of cheese and now people think he’s a scientist

My cousin said the sky was a color and got a standing ovation

My dog barked at a cloud and now it’s called ‘Cloud Barking’