lafair

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A name for a girl who is so good-looking she makes your face look like a raccoon’s. It’s made from Ladonna and Fairy. Only the best girls get this name. If you’re lucky enough to get one, you’ll be stuck with her forever.
My ex is a lafair. I still have nightmares about her.
That girl in class is a lafair. I asked her out. She said no. I cried.
My sister is a lafair. She’s the reason I have a beard now.
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A name for a girl who is so awesome she could make a superhero cry. It’s like mixing Ladonna and Fairy. If you get one, you’re doomed. You’ll never find someone better.
My crush is a lafair. I texted her 10 times. She replied once. I died.
That girl is a lafair. I tried to flirt with her. She laughed at me. I cried.
My mom is a lafair. She’s the reason I’m still single.
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A name for a girl who is so cool she could make a robot jealous. It’s part Ladonna and part Fairy. If you get one, you’re lucky. You’ll never be sad again.
My friend is a lafair. I asked her to hang out. She said no. I got grounded.
My neighbor is a lafair. I tried to impress her. She gave me a look. I ran away.
My crush is a lafair. I tried to ask her out. She said yes. I screamed.
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