Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A loud, obnoxious laugh that makes everyone else cringe. Like when you’re the only one who thinks a joke is funny.

LAF! That joke was worse than my math test.

He did a LAF when the teacher said we had a pop quiz.

She LAFed so hard she woke up the whole class.

2

Stands for ‘Lazy As Fuck’, the perfect excuse for not doing your homework or showing up to class.

I didn’t do my homework. I was LAF.

He missed the test because he was LAF.

She said she’d be late because she was LAF.

3

Means ‘Long and Floppy’, a fancy way of saying someone has a lot of extra skin and is probably not circumcised.

He has a LAF, I bet he’s not circumcised.

She asked if I had a LAF, I said no, but I lied.

They laughed at his LAF and made fun of him.

4

A stupid way to say ‘laugh’, for people who can’t spell and think they’re smart.

He said ‘laf’ instead of ‘laugh’, it was so dumb.

She spelled it wrong and used ‘laf’, everyone laughed at her.

He wrote ‘laf’ on the board, the teacher flipped out.

5

An abbreviation for the band ‘Lost And Found’, they make people laugh, so it’s only fair they have a funny name.

I heard ‘LAF’ and thought of the band, it’s so funny.

She texted me ‘LAF’ and it made me laugh.

He said ‘LAF’ and I knew he was talking about the band.

6

A new way to say ‘laugh’, because ‘lol’ is overused and everyone is tired of it.

He said ‘laf’ instead of ‘lol’, it was fresh.

She texted ‘laf’ and it was better than ‘lol’.

They used ‘laf’ and it became a trend.

7

Means ‘like a fox’, used to mock someone who got called a name or insulted.

He said ‘laf’ after I called him a fool, it was smart.

She used ‘laf’ when I insulted her, it was cool.

He came back with ‘laf’ when I said he was a dork.