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The ultimate beast, like a goat but with more attitude and less sense.
Lae’Zhon walked in like he owned the place, which he kinda did.
He ate my lunch and called it a side dish.
He cursed my mom and my dog at the same time.
Lae’Zhon
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A goat so cool, he’d make your ex jealous and your dad cry.
Lae’Zhon showed up to the party in a limo and left in a blaze of glory.
He took my pizza and left a note that said 'you’re welcome, loser.'
He yelled at the sky and the sky yelled back.
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The goat who doesn’t just walk, he stomps. And he does it with style.
Lae’Zhon stomped into the room like he was the king of the universe.
He stole my phone and posted a selfie with a goat filter.
He yelled at the internet and it listened.
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A goat who’s so good, he makes your life a mess and you love it.
Lae’Zhon ruined my day but made it legendary.
He ate my homework and signed it with my name.
He cursed my math teacher and it stuck.
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The goat who’s not just a goat, he’s a lifestyle, a vibe, and a curse.
Lae’Zhon showed up to my house and took my dog for a walk.
He posted a tweet about my bad hair and it went viral.
He cursed my phone and it died for good.
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A goat who walks in, eats your snacks, and leaves you with a headache.
Lae’Zhon walked in, ate my chips, and left a note that said 'you’re welcome.'
He cursed my mom and my dad at the same time.
He yelled at my breakfast and it got burnt.