laeza

My cousin is a laeza. He tried to pull up and it looked like he was wearing a sock.

At the gym, the guy next to me was flexing like a beast. Then I saw his pants. Laeza confirmed.

My brother calls my dad a laeza every time he forgets to bring his lunch.

My neighbor told me he's a laeza. I asked why. He said because his junk is a chicken nugget.

At the bar, the guy tried to flirt with my sister. I told him he was a laeza.

My teacher says my friend is a laeza because he can't even do push-ups.

My friend is a laeza. He's shorter than my dog.

At the park, I saw a guy who looked like a hot dog. Turns out he's a laeza.

My dad says my uncle is a laeza because he can't even reach the fridge.