Laeyana

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A walking disaster who thinks they're a god and also somehow forgot how to breathe.

Laeyana walked in and immediately broke the coffee machine. No one was surprised.

She tried to fix the internet and now we have three Wi-Fi networks fighting for dominance.

Laeyana said 'I'm just here to help' before setting the printer on fire.

A human who looks like they were born in a war and somehow survived by accident.

Laeyana showed up at the meeting with a bloodstain on her shirt and a death threat in her DMs.

She fought a raccoon in the hallway and won. No one knows why.

Laeyana's aura alone made the photocopier quit.

A person who takes pride in being absolutely, completely, and utterly ridiculous.

Laeyana wore a sandwich to work and called it 'business attire.'

She tried to propose to a plant and got fired.

Laeyana's idea of a good time is arguing with a vending machine.

A human who is 10% human and 90% chaos.

Laeyana walked into the office and caused a stampede. No one knows why.

She tried to organize the breakroom and now it's a war zone.

Laeyana's laugh is so loud it broke the ceiling fan.

A human who somehow managed to be both awesome and absolutely terrible at the same time.

Laeyana fixed the server but also cursed the coffee machine to eternal darkness.

She saved the day but also tried to talk to the printer. It didn't like her.

Laeyana was the best employee of the month and also the reason the printer hates Mondays.