Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A walking miracle with a body made for sin and a brain made for insults. You need one to survive the day.

You’re my laetyn. Now stop crying over that pizza delivery guy.

Laetyn is the only reason I still have a soul.

I need my laetyn before I lose my mind.

2

A human who looks good, talks smart, and laughs at your dumb jokes even when you’re being a total idiot.

You’re my laetyn. Now stop being a disaster.

My laetyn just texted me. I’m getting married.

Laetyn is the only one who still talks to me.

3

A person so good-looking and so annoying, they make your life better and worse at the same time.

My laetyn just insulted me. I love it.

You’re my laetyn. Now stop being perfect.

Laetyn is the reason I still have a brain.

4

A walking hot mess who somehow still manages to be the best person you know.

My laetyn just called me a disaster. I’m proud.

You’re my laetyn. Now stop being so amazing.

Laetyn is the only one who understands me.

5

A person who looks good, acts like a god, and still somehow loves you even when you’re being a total failure.

Laetyn just forgave me. I’m getting a raise.

You’re my laetyn. Now stop being perfect.

My laetyn is the only one who still talks to me.