laetitia

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A bunch of guys all sharing the same girl like it’s a group project. A laetitia is like a harem but with more awkward group chats.
My buddy has a laetitia and it’s like he’s in a love triangle with 10 guys.
My sister’s got a laetitia and it’s like a warzone in her DMs.
I got a laetitia and now I’m stuck in a group chat with 7 guys who think they’re my boyfriend.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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A fancy word for p33n. It’s like saying ‘sweaty gym shorts’ instead of ‘my pants are soaked from my sweat.’
I said ‘p33n’ in class and got detention. Now I say laetitia.
My teacher said I used laetitia instead of p33n and I got a gold star.
I told my mom I had a laetitia and she thought I was sick.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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Laetitia is a goddamn angel who gives you hugs and makes you feel like the best person in the world. She’s smart and always knows when to say ‘you’re doing great’ even when you’re failing life.
Laetitia told me I was cool even after I failed math and got a D.
She always knows when I’m sad and gives me the best hugs ever.
I cried in front of Laetitia and she just said ‘you’re still awesome’.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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The ultimate mom. She’s smart, doesn’t care what people say, and knows how to dress like she owns the place. She’ll protect you from bullies and your bad choices.
My mom is a laetitia and she once told the principal to shut up.
She dressed up for my birthday and looked like a queen.
She protected me from the bullies and they got in trouble.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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A European girl who looks like a model and knows how to turn heads. She’s easy to please and will keep you entertained for hours.
Laetitia came to my party and all the guys stared at her.
She kissed me and I felt like I was in a movie.
She’s like a dream and I’m stuck with her.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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Laetitia is the best friend you ever had. She’s got the perfect body, everyone loves her, and she’s got a heart of gold. She’ll never let you down and always brings the best vibes.
Laetitia is my best friend and I wouldn’t trade her for anything.
She’s got a heart of gold and she always helps me when I’m sad.
She’s perfect and I’m stuck with her forever.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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