laeticia

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A Laeticia is a loud, cocky Indonesian who thinks she's the center of the universe. She's got a smile that could melt steel and a mouth that could talk a dead man into coming back for more.
Laeticia just walked into the room and made the whole class shut up. She didn't even try.
She said she'd make me her boyfriend if I let her kiss me. I didn't let her.
She got an A+ without even blinking. I got a C because I forgot my homework.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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A Laeticia is a sweet, sensitive soul who cries at every sad song and gets angry if you mess with her feelings. She’s the type who will forgive you… after she’s had time to think about it and maybe cry for a few hours.
She cried when I said I didn’t like her sandwich. It was just peanut butter.
I joked about her hair and she didn’t speak to me for a week.
She forgave me after I sent her a 10-minute long apology text.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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A Laeticia is a total legend. She’s got a laugh that could make you lose your lunch, and she’s got a body that could make any guy lose their mind. Plus, she eats ass better than anyone I’ve ever seen.
She laughed so hard during my failed joke that she threw up.
She got every guy in the class to ask her out on a date.
She told me she eats ass and I believe her because she’s that confident.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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A Laeticia is a total goddess who thinks she’s the most beautiful person in the world. She’s got long hair like Rapunzel and a fashion sense that could make a designer cry.
She walked in wearing a dress that cost more than my mom’s car.
She said she’s the most fashionable girl in town and I believe her.
She got called Rapunzel because her hair is that long.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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To laeticia is to make someone feel like the most important person in the world. It’s when you do everything just for them and act like they’re the only one who matters.
He laeticia’d her by bringing her 10 cookies just because she said she liked chocolate.
She laeticia’d him by staying up all night to text him.
They laeticia’d each other by spending the whole day together.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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