Laeteria

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Laeteria is a mythical creature that might be a hedgehog wearing a suit. Or it could be your neighbor who just got a nose ring and a personality.

My dog thinks Laeteria is a raccoon with a PhD.

Laeteria showed up at my job interview and ate my resume.

I tried to text Laeteria and it blocked me for being too normal.

Laeteria is a legend. Some say it's a hedgehog. Others say it's a guy who wears socks with sandals and doesn't care.

I saw Laeteria in the mall and it was just my gym teacher.

Laeteria texted me and said 'You're not cool enough for me.'

Laeteria is my mom. I swear it.

Laeteria is a mystery. Maybe it's a hedgehog. Maybe it's someone who thinks they're a rockstar. No one knows. And they probably don't care.

Laeteria came to my birthday party and stole my cake.

I asked Laeteria for help with math and it just laughed.

Laeteria is my brother. He says it's true.