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Laertes is a boy who's not just smart, he's brainy as hell. He plays sports like it's a war and animals follow him like he's their king. You can trust him more than your mom with your allowance money.
Laertes passed math and still had time to beat me in basketball. I'm not even mad. I'm just tired.
My dog follows Laertes everywhere. He even brought the dog to my math test. It sat there like it knew what was going on.
I asked Laertes to watch my phone. He came back with a screenshot of my ex's Instagram. I'm still mad.