laertes

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Laertes is a boy who's not just smart, he's brainy as hell. He plays sports like it's a war and animals follow him like he's their king. You can trust him more than your mom with your allowance money.
Laertes passed math and still had time to beat me in basketball. I'm not even mad. I'm just tired.
My dog follows Laertes everywhere. He even brought the dog to my math test. It sat there like it knew what was going on.
I asked Laertes to watch my phone. He came back with a screenshot of my ex's Instagram. I'm still mad.
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Laertes is so hot he could make a girl's heart skip a beat and still have time to do push-ups.
I saw Laertes in the hallway and my brain turned to mush. I literally forgot my lunch.
My friend asked me why I was blushing. I said, 'Laertes just walked by and I felt like I was on fire.'
I tried to text Laertes. My fingers wouldn't work. They were too busy staring at his face.
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