laert

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Laert is a kid who's smart enough to pass a test and cute enough to make your mom jealous. He plays sports like a champ and animals follow him like he's their leader. You can trust him, unless he's sneaking snacks.
My dog follows Laert everywhere. Even when he's eating my pizza.
Laert got an A+ on the math test. I got a D because I forgot my pencil.
He's the only person my cat will let touch her.
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A guy so hot he could make the sun blush. Laert looks like he stepped out of a magazine and forgot to wear pants.
Laert walks into the room, and suddenly the lights are too bright.
My crush is Laert. He's like a dream I can't wake up from.
He’s hotter than my dad’s coffee on a Monday.
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