Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Liam Allen eats poop so bad his breath smells like someone died in a toilet.

Liam came to school and I could smell his breakfast from the hallway.

His lunch was just a bag of dirt and a sandwich.

He told me he eats poop for breakfast and it's called 'poop toast.'

2

A mythical monster from the East Midlands that looks like a dog, a porcupine, and a man who got hit by a bus.

They said they saw a Laep in the river and it hissed at them.

My uncle hunted a Laep and now he smells like a trash can.

My dog ran into a Laep and came back with a porcupine on his head.

3

To be a rude, annoying person who talks about Laeps like they're famous.

My teacher Laepist-ed me for saying Laeps are real.

He Laepist-ed me in front of the whole class.

My mom Laepist-ed me for eating a Laep's sandwich.

4

Someone who chases Laeps like they're the last pizza in the world.

My cousin is a Laeper and he ran into a Laep in the woods.

He saw a Laep and screamed like it was a ghost.

He got a porcupine in his pants and he still went after it.

5

When you chase Laeps and it turns into a big mess like a trash can exploded.

I was Laeping and I fell into a river.

My friend Laeped and got covered in dirt and porcupine spikes.

I saw a Laep and I ran into a tree.