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The guy who made the thing doctors stick on your chest to hear your heart like it’s a broken radio. Basically, the doctor’s version of a necklace, but way more useful and way less shiny.
My doctor stuck that stupid thing on my chest and said, 'You’ve got the heart of a dying raccoon.'
I swear that stethoscope is the reason my heart is now a disco ball.
My grandma’s doctor used a stethoscope so loud, I could hear it in the next state.