laeni

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a hot as hell woman who will make your brain melt and your heart break if you don't ask her out fast
Bro just saw Laeni at the mall and now he’s crying in the food court
My cousin tried to flirt with Laeni and got blocked on Instagram
My dog saw Laeni and now he won’t stop barking at the mailman
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the kind of woman who makes you feel like a king, then later makes you feel like a total idiot for not asking her out
I tried to ask Laeni out and she said ‘you’re cute, but I’m not your type’
My brother asked Laeni out and she said ‘you’re like a sad meme’
Laeni walked by and my brain turned to jello
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