Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Laemo is when you’re so pissy and hormonal you could start a fight with a toaster.

Why did you eat my last cookie? I’m gonna cry.

My period’s here and my ex just texted me.

I’m not sad, I’m just laemo.

2

Laemo is being so dramatic you’d rather die than deal with a bad hair day.

I failed math and my dog left me.

He didn’t call me back. I’m gonna die.

My life is a tragedy.

3

Laemo is when you’re so moody you could turn the sun into a f***ing moon.

I got a B. I’m going to cry in my cereal.

Why is my coffee cold? My life is over.

I didn’t get the part. I hate everything.

4

Laemo is when you’re so f***ing whiny you could make a baby cry.

Why is my crush talking to another girl? I’m going to die.

I spilled my milk. My life is ruined.

I’m not sad, I’m just laemo.

5

Laemo is when you’re so emo you could start a war over a missing sock.

My sock is missing. I’m going to cry.

He said no. I’m going to die.

My life is a disaster.

6

Laemo is being so f***ing dramatic you could turn a normal day into a soap opera.

I got a C. I’m gonna cry in my soup.

He didn’t text me back. My life is over.

I’m not sad, I’m just laemo.