laeladora

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The most stunning goddess who makes everyone else look like a sweaty pizza box. She’s the bomb, the top, the ultimate.

Laeladora is the only one who can make my heart skip a beat and my brain shut down at the same time.

I saw her in the hallway and immediately forgot my name and my pants.

She walks in and the whole class stops breathing like they’re all in a trance.

The queen of everything. If she smiled at you, you’d probably die and come back as a fanboy.

She looked at me and I became her personal sidekick. No questions asked.

I tried to talk to her and my voice sounded like a frog with a cold.

She’s so hot, I think my brain exploded.

The most amazing girl in the world. If she blinked, the sun would rise just to watch her.

She blinked and I got a standing ovation from the entire school.

I asked her out and my dog got a better response.

She’s so cool, even the clouds get jealous.