lael

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Lael is just some guy’s name that sounds like a priest from the Bible. It’s also a name you might get stuck with if your parents are desperate.
My cousin is named Lael and he’s literally the worst.
My teacher said Lael was a priest and I was like, 'What?'
My dog is named Lael and he doesn’t care about the Bible.
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Lael is when you laugh at some loser who thinks they're hot. It started in Sweden and now people use it in games like Counter-Strike.
My friend Laeled me when I tried to play Counter-Strike with a hat on.
I saw a guy Lael someone in the game and it was hilarious.
Laeling is the best revenge.
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Lael is a hot mess who walks in and everyone looks at her like she’s a damn queen. She’s smart, tough, and she’ll fight for you or punch you in the face if you betray her.
Lael kicked my ass in math and I still owe her money.
She’s the reason I passed algebra.
Lael’s got a heart of gold but she’ll stab you if you mess with her.
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Lael is like a fashion icon who also fights for the little guy. She’s cool, she’s smart, and she’ll slap you if you say something stupid.
Lael wore a dress to class and I got distracted for an hour.
She stood up for me when the teacher yelled at me.
Lael’s the reason I started wearing better clothes.
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Lael is a girl who loves you or hates you with everything she has. She’s hot, she’s smart, and she’ll eat your face if you let her down.
Lael texted me 20 times a day and I got annoyed.
She’s the only one who’s ever passed me in math.
Lael’s loyalty is like a damn tattoo.
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Lael is a girl with brown hair who cries like a baby but is also super hot. She likes to sing, draw, and she’s one of the best friends you’ll ever have.
Lael cried when I said she was ugly and I was wrong.
She drew me a picture of a cat and I cried.
Lael’s parents are so religious it’s annoying.
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Lael is a girl with brown hair who’s beautiful, emotional, and always there for you. She’s worth every damn cry she throws at you.
Lael cried at my graduation and I was confused.
She’s the reason I still talk to her.
Lael will be your best friend until the end of time.
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