laekwi

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a person who loves lakes and kiwis so much they'd probably pee in the lake if they ran out of kiwis. they’re basically the human version of a snack bar, always ready to hand you a kiwi if you look sad enough.

@laekwi just threw a kiwi at me because i looked like i needed it. thanks, i’m now 100% full and 50% confused.

laekwi: 'i brought 10 kiwis and 1 lake. choose wisely.'

i asked for a kiwi and got a whole lake. what even is life?

by Slangipedia 3d ago

a person who’s basically a kiwi connoisseur and a lake whisperer. they know where the best kiwis are hidden and can predict the lake’s mood before it even gets angry.

laekwi just stared at the lake and it gave them 5 free kiwis. magic, i tell you.

the lake is mad because laekwi ate all its kiwis. it’s now throwing pebbles at them.

i asked laekwi for a kiwi and they gave me a lake. i’m not sure which is better.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

someone who lives for lakes and kiwis, and if you don’t respect their stash, they will probably throw you into the lake. they’re the reason why 70% of lakes now have a kiwi obsession.

laekwi threatened to throw me in the lake because i took 3 kiwis and left one. that’s not how it’s done.

i tried to steal a kiwi from laekwi, and now i’m in the lake. it’s cold, and i’m confused.

laekwi just yelled at the lake because it wouldn’t give them enough kiwis. the lake is now crying.

by Slangipedia 3d ago