laekin

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The human who posts pictures of themselves so often you think they’re trying to replace the sun with their face.
@laekinrivera just posted a selfie in the middle of the night. I’m not sleeping until they take it down.
Why is @laekinrivera posting a photo of their breakfast at 7 AM? Is that a crime now?
I’ve seen @laekinrivera post 12 pictures of their cat in one hour. I’m not even mad. I’m just tired.
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That person who’s always on Instagram like it’s their full-time job and they get paid in likes.
@laekinrivera just posted a story about their feelings. I’m not even sad. I’m just confused.
I’ve been following @laekinrivera for 2 years and I still don’t know what they look like. It’s haunting.
Why does @laekinrivera post a new story every 10 minutes? Is that a thing?
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A human who thinks they’re famous just because they have 500 followers and a dog.
@laekinrivera just posted a photo of their dog and called it ‘the most important post of the year.’ I’m not even mad. I’m just disappointed.
I asked @laekinrivera why they’re posting so much and they said, ‘I’m trying to be a influencer.’ I’m not even mad. I’m just tired.
Why is @laekinrivera still on Instagram? They’ve had 500 followers for 3 years.
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