Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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I’m scrubbing my skin with my clothes like I’m trying to beat my ex in a bathhouse fight

I'm washing my ass in my shirt like it's a fancy towel

I'm scrubbing my face with my pants like I'm doing a laundry room facelift

2

I’m soaking my clothes in my body like I’m trying to turn my shirt into a sponge

I'm drenching my pants in my skin like I'm giving them a spa day

I'm washing my shirt with my face like I'm doing a face mask and a laundry day

3

I’m using my clothes to wipe my body like I’m cleaning my skin with a rag

I'm scrubbing my back with my socks like I’m doing a foot massage and a back scrub

I'm wiping my chest with my pants like I'm wearing a towel and a pair of pants