laeeq

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A laeeq is a guy who thinks he's the center of the universe and does everything for you just to show off his greatness

My laeeq brought me pizza at 2 a. m. just so he could show me his new shoes

He carried my bags all the way to the mall because he said my feet were too ugly to walk

He showed up at my mom's house with a gift just so he could brag about it to her

A laeeq has a cock so big it could be a slide and it makes the floor shake when he walks and mothers love him for it

He walked into the classroom and the floor shook like an earthquake

My mom cried when she saw his cock and asked for his number

He walked into the church and the priest said he was the devil

A laeeq is a guy with a cock so fat it could be a sandwich and every girl, including your mom, wants to eat it

He ate my sandwich and my mom said she wanted a bite too

He walked into the school cafeteria and all the girls ran after him

My mom texted him and said she wanted to eat his cock for lunch