laea

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Laea is a total legend. She’s got the personality of a feral cat and the body of a goddess. If you mess with her, she’ll rip your face off and use it as a hat.
Laea just texted me: 'If you don’t stop roasting me, I’m gonna feed you to my dog.'
She showed up at my house wearing only socks and a smirk. I know what that means.
Her split personality just yelled at me for 10 minutes. I think she’s gonna kill me next.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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Laea is the best friend you could ever get. She’s also the most annoying. She’ll flirt with everyone and then bite your head off when you’re not looking.
She asked my crush out and then laughed in my face. I’m still mad.
Laea just sent me a selfie with a tongue out and a wink. I’m now jealous of my own best friend.
She called me a 'dumbass' in front of my whole class. I died.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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Laea is the kind of person who can make you feel like a total idiot. She’s got a huge personality and a bigger ego. She might also eat you if you’re not careful.
She told my mom I was a ‘disgrace’ and then laughed when my mom believed her.
She texted me: 'You’re so dumb, I’m gonna eat you for dinner.'
Laea walked into my room and said, 'You’re the worst. I’m gonna make you my slave.'
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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