ladytown

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a fancy way to say a woman’s private part that smells like old cheese
My cousin called it ladytown and said it was the worst thing she ever saw.
He texted me, 'I just found out my mom has a ladytown.'
She said, 'You can't go to the store without using your ladytown.'
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a place where women keep their secrets and their snacks
He said, 'I went to ladytown and came out with a snack and a headache.'
My teacher said, 'Don't talk about ladytown in class.'
She whispered, 'My best friend's ladytown is the best.'
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the hole that gets you in trouble every time you go to the store
He said, 'I got in trouble because of my ladytown.'
My brother said, 'You can't buy candy without using your ladytown.'
She yelled, 'Don't use your ladytown in public!'
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the place where your fingers go to die or your penis goes to vacation
He said, 'My fingers went to ladytown and never came back.'
My dad said, 'My penis takes a vacation to ladytown every week.'
She said, 'Your fingers are on vacation in ladytown.'
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