Ladytool

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A sneaky piece of junk that most ladies hide under their bed. It’s either a buzzing wand or a big fat stick.

My mom’s got one under her pillow. I saw it when she thought I was asleep.

My friend’s dating a guy who thinks she’s a virgin. She’s got a whole drawer full of them.

My sister’s got one in her backpack. She uses it during math class.

A dirty gadget that every woman has. It helps them get off when their husbands are snoring.

My neighbor’s wife uses it every night. Her husband doesn’t even know.

My cousin’s got one in her purse. She uses it during lunch breaks.

My teacher’s got one in her desk. She uses it when no one is looking.

A sly tool that women use to sneak around. It’s like a secret lover that doesn’t ask for money.

My mom’s got one in her nightstand. She uses it every night.

My friend’s got one in her gym bag. She uses it during yoga.

My aunt’s got one in her car. She uses it during traffic jams.

A sneaky toy that women use to cheat on their husbands. It’s either a buzzing thing or a big stick.

My mom’s got one in her closet. She uses it every night.

My friend’s got one in her backpack. She uses it during work.

My sister’s got one in her drawer. She uses it during dinner.

A dirty little thing that women keep hidden. It helps them get off when their husbands are too tired to do it.

My neighbor’s wife uses it every night. Her husband is too tired to notice.

My cousin’s got one in her bag. She uses it during meetings.

My teacher’s got one in her desk. She uses it when no one is looking.