ladyssa

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A brainy, sassy girl who thinks she's the smartest person in the room. She'll talk your ear off if she finds you cool, but if you don't get her jokes, she'll cuss you out and throw a fit like a toddler. She’s cute, but she’s got a mouth like a sailor.

You: 'Hey Ladyssa, what's up?' Ladyssa: 'Oh, nothing, just solving the theory of relativity in my head.'

Ladyssa: 'This joke was hilarious!' You: 'It was okay.' Ladyssa: 'OKAY?!' She storms out and cusses your name in three languages.

You ask her about her day. She starts a 10-minute rant about how the world is wrong and how she’s the only one who gets it.

by Slangipedia 16h ago

A girl who's too nice for her own good. She'll forgive someone who broke her heart just because they said sorry once. She laughs at every joke, even the bad ones, and always ends up with the worst boyfriends. She’s not hot, but she’s got a vibe that makes her 10 out of 10.

You: 'Why did you go back to him?' Ladyssa: 'He said he was sorry!' You: 'He cheated on you 10 times!' Ladyssa: 'He said he was sorry.'

She dates a guy who only likes her for her money. She thinks he's perfect.

She says, 'I don't care if he's a jerk, he smiled at me!' You: 'He smiled at a pizza.'

by Slangipedia 16h ago