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the girl who puts up with your dumbass and still takes your money
She’s my ladyslice. I pay for dinner, and she tolerates me.
He calls her his ladyslice. She calls the cops.
My ladyslice doesn’t leave me. I still owe her $20.
ladyslice
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the woman who’s stuck with you and can’t get out
My ladyslice is stuck with me. I’m not letting her go.
He’s got a ladyslice. She’s got a restraining order.
She’s my ladyslice. I’m the one who got stuck with her.
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the girl who’s your partner in crime and your biggest annoyance
My ladyslice is my partner in crime. And also my biggest annoyance.
He calls her his partner in crime. She calls him an idiot.
She’s my ladyslice. We rob stores together. And I still owe her $10.
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the girl who’s your love interest and your most hated person
My ladyslice is my love interest. And my most hated person.
He loves his ladyslice. She hates his dumbass.
She’s my ladyslice. I love her. She hates me. I still owe her $5.
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the woman who’s your main squeeze and your biggest headache
My ladyslice is my main squeeze. And my biggest headache.
He’s got a main squeeze. She’s got a headache.
She’s my main squeeze. I’m her biggest headache. And I still owe her $15.