Ladysitter

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You take care of your mate's girlfriend so he can go get wasted and not get in trouble.
I’m babysitting your girlfriend so you can drink all night and not get kicked out.
Ladysitter duty tonight. You owe me a pizza and a beer.
You’re the ladysitter. I’m the drunk one. That’s how it works.
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You watch your mate's girlfriend like a guard dog so he can run off and cause chaos.
I’m watching your girlfriend like she’s a prisoner. You go do your thing.
Ladysitter = babysitter but with more drama and less snacks.
You’re the guard dog. I’m the one causing the mess.
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You keep your mate's girlfriend from crying so he can keep partying and not feel guilty.
I’m keeping your girlfriend from crying. You keep partying like a monster.
Ladysitter = emotional support for your mate’s girlfriend.
You’re the emotional support. I’m the monster.
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