ladyscape

She spent $50 on a Brazilian wax and now she looks like a jungle survived a nuclear bomb.

My girlfriend did a ladyscape before our date and now she’s got a five o’clock shadow and a bad attitude.

She tried to do her own ladyscape and now her pubic hair looks like a war zone.

She did a ladyscape, got her nails done, and still had time to text me mid-wax.

My mom does a full ladyscape every week just to keep up with her friends who are all Instagram influencers.

She had a ladyscape, a manicure, and a latte, and still had time to hate on my life.