lady's wash

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the fancy way girls say they wipe their butt with a bidet like a fancy princess who thinks she’s royalty

My mom does her lady’s wash every morning like it’s a royal decree.

She said she’d rather use a bidet than deal with toilet paper drama.

My sister’s lady’s wash is so dramatic, it’s like a soap opera.

when a girl uses a bidet to clean herself instead of using toilet paper and pretending she’s not gross

He said I do my lady’s wash like I’m trying to win a beauty pageant.

She did her lady’s wash in the middle of the school hallway and got laughed at.

My friend’s lady’s wash is so loud, the whole neighborhood heard it.

the act of cleaning your private parts with a bidet like it’s the most important thing in the world

He called my lady’s wash a ‘royal ritual’ and I’m not even mad.

I did my lady’s wash in the bathroom at work and got a weird look from my boss.

My dog watches me do my lady’s wash like it’s the most exciting thing ever.