ladyraven

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A person who’s always ready to save your butt even if you’re a total mess

She showed up at my house with soup and a lecture about my life choices.

I failed my math test and she texted me a picture of the answer with a facepalm emoji.

She drove three hours just to tell me my pants were inside out.

Someone who will help you even when you’re a disaster and it’s 2 a. m.

She helped me fix my car because I tried to start it with a banana and it exploded.

She showed up at my party with a first-aid kit and a bottle of whiskey.

She sent me a voice note at 3 a. m. saying I was a ‘disgrace to humanity’ but still helped me with my homework.

A human who will take your mess and turn it into a masterpiece with zero complaints

She took my spaghetti disaster and made it look like a painting.

I spilled coffee on my shirt and she just said, ‘Now you match your mood.’

She fixed my broken phone and then texted me a meme about it.