ladyrape

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When a woman waits like a hungry dog for her man to finish peeing or getting ready to shower, then jumps him and forces him to knock her up, then slaps him with a kiss

My wife waited for me to finish peeing before she dragged me to the bedroom and said 'You're gonna give me a baby today or I'm gonna kill you.'

He was still wiping his ass when she tackled him and screamed 'You're gonna be my baby daddy!'

She waited for him to brush his teeth before she pulled his hair and said 'You're gonna be my baby maker!'

by Slangipedia 17h ago

A woman sits on the toilet lid waiting for her man to finish peeing before she jumps him and makes him knock her up, then she says 'I love you' like it's a curse

He was halfway out the bathroom when she tackled him and said 'You're gonna be my baby machine!'

She waited for him to get out of the shower before she attacked him and said 'You're gonna be my baby's dad!'

He was still wearing his pajamas when she pulled him down and yelled 'You're gonna be my baby's maker!'

by Slangipedia 17h ago

A woman waits for her man to finish peeing or showering, then she hits him and makes him knock her up, then she says 'I love you' like it's a threat

He was still holding the toilet paper when she jumped him and said 'You're gonna be my baby's dad!'

He was just getting out of the shower when she pulled him and said 'You're gonna be my baby's maker!'

She waited for him to put on his shirt before she attacked him and said 'You're gonna be my baby machine!'

by Slangipedia 17h ago