ladyprimer

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Makeup is what a ladyprimer uses to cover up their face like it's a crime scene. It's glitter, dye, and fake stuff that makes them look like a Halloween costume gone wrong.
My cousin came to school looking like a raccoon dipped in glitter. Ladyprimer central.
She used so much mascara, her eyelashes are trying to escape.
That blush is so loud, it’s got its own Instagram account.
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A ladyprimer is a girl who slaps on so much makeup, it looks like they got into a fight with a mirror and lost.
She showed up to class with a full face of glitter, fake eyelashes, and a neon lip. It was like a disco ball exploded on her face.
That girl looks like she dipped her face in paint and shook it like a madman.
Her eyeliner is so thick, it’s got a life of its own.
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