ladypinion

My mom said the sky was pink because she ate too much candy.

My sister thinks dogs can talk and that they're giving her life advice.

My cousin said the internet is fake and that it's just a bunch of monkeys typing.

My aunt sent me a 500-word email about her cat's diet.

My brother texted me a photo of his breakfast at 3 a. m.

My grandma called me just to tell me she forgot my birthday.

My dad's opinion on the weather is the same every day.

My mom's advice on life is just her repeating the same 3 sentences.

My uncle’s ‘life lessons’ are just him talking about his old job.